The audit is over and I managed to score about $70k for me and Buckethead. Redneck was supposed to help, but all his time lately has been spent trying to score with Buckethead. Buckethead must not give it up easily. Anyway, I'm still trying to get a job out here. I'm thinking about "contracting" myself. Hey Buckethead, can you squeeze me into the budget? I don't care what I'm contracted to do, just get me in.
Jane, I was thinking you could get Lola to do some phony billing and lots of it. I could lodge a couple of complaints to the billing manager, none of which would get to the manager. A couple months later, I'll blow the whistle. It's open and shut and I end up with a large piece of the settlement. We split it 50/50. Lola keeps her job, saying she was doing what her manager told her. What do you think? If you have something better, let me know.
Russ
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Russell,
I like that a lot. We'll get you in the door, I'll have Buckethead make up a new position for you. Maybe we'll add a SOX compliance officer. That should give you access to the BO without too much hands on to draw attention to you.
You will be the team captain for this project. Code name: SOX Action Plan.
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