Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Later that night...
I called Redneck Never Comes To Work Guy to assist me with the audit. He flew out immediately and met me at my hotel. Evidently the Dark Side has fallen on hard times because my hotel has hourly rates and is in a shitty part of town. I was a little pissed that I didn't get anywhere with Lola, so I figured me and Redneck would hit the town. There were plenty of bars and strip clubs in the neighborhood, and being an alchoholic I didn't need much reason to drink.
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Russell,
I was hearing from Buckethead that perhaps the audit wasn't going so well. I'm sure that I can solve that issue for you. What hotel room are you in? Do you like white, asian or african american girls?
BTW: The strip clubs are on me this week. Let's just be sure that the hospital passess audit with flying colors - understand?
JS
I think I can see that the audit goes well. I want Lola in my room tonight. I'd like her to be dressed as a Geisha and singing the theme to the Jeffersons. I'm in room 12 at the Crusty Motel. I think you know where that is.
Send over the biggest skank you've got for Redneck. He's not picky.
Jane, there seems to be a BIG problem. Lola thinks I'm gay, WHAT THE HELL!!! The audit may not be going so well. There'd better be a Jefferson's singing Geisha biller in my room tonight or else. I'll show her how "straight" I am.
First of all Mr. Luvmussell - I don't need that kind of tone from you. I'll hold up my end of the bargain but if you start getting too pushy, they won't be worried about my audit because they'll be looking for the bodies of those gay auditors. Get my drift?
I'm sure that we can have a very nice business partnership without this tension if we just try.
PS. Lose the pink shirt - that's what's giving the gay vibe.
Jane,
My apologies. You came through like you said, but with a slight mixup. I was hoping for Lola dressed as a Geisha singing the Jefferson's theme. I got a 50 year old Weezy Jefferson clone that only spoke Japanese. But hey, I'm not complaining, she was amazing. I hope Lola didn't visit Redneck. I could hear a lot of noise coming from his room. Not sure what happened there.
Anyway, the audit seems to be looking better. I think Weezy stole my pink shirt, so no more concerns there. I still need to convince Lola I'm not gay. I'll be working on that.
Glad you were satisfied with Weezy. She may not be as pretty as Lola but I've heard that she is a Super Freak!
Maybe you could find a hook up for Buckethead. I'm worried about her talking to her imaginary friend. I think she's either lonely or crazy. Maybe redneck guy? What do you think?
Jane
I'll send Redneck guy up to visit with her. They might require a closed door meeting. If she's human, he'll take care of her.
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