Saturday, August 18, 2007
I'm Relocating.
I spoke to my band and told them I was not going back to the 'Ham. Oh yeah, I told my boss at the dark side too. I'm moving out here. I desperately need Redneck to get in good with Buckethead, so I can get a job at this hospital. I've managed to get about $100k of new bad debt included in the Medicare audit. This will net the hospital $70k. I should say it will net me and Buckethead $35k each. The auditors are idiots. I confused them so bad, that they are cutting a check to a fake hospital name that resembles the one at this hospital. Devious, devious I tell you. Now I've got to make sure Buckethead keeps this on the down low. I don't want Jane finding out or she'll want a piece of the action. So will some of the other wackos around here.
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Too late Russell my friend. I already know. You'll be happy to know that Buckethead didn't sell you out until I pulled out 2 of her fingernails but in the end, they always talk. I like your devious style.
I don't want in on this deal - it's yours and Bucketheads fair and square but lets put our heads together for an even bigger deal. What do you say?
Jane
PS. Don't call me on my office phone b/c the FBI might be listening in. My cell number is 555-867-5309.
Count me in. I'm ready for a big pull. Do you have anything in mind? I'm going to be holed up at the Crusty for a while, so you know how to find me. In the mean time, can you get with Buckethead to find me a job in town?
I'm sure that we can get a position approved for internal auditor or something like that. I'll call Buckethead and HR to see what we can do.
Still working on the plan - but we'll have a meeting as soon as I have something solid.
JS
So Russell, you like asian women? Check out this video. You've got to watch the whole thing to get the full effect. Let me know what you think. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww
Buckethead.
PS: All my favorites are on my youtube channel. Link is on my home page, you should set one up too!
Jane,
Looking forward to doing some business with you.
Buckethead,
I love me some asian ladies. I've been pondering getting me a couple mail order brides from China. Anyway, I enjoyed the video. That was some workout. If you find more good videos, send them my way.
Russell D. Luvmussell
Russell,
I was thinking you'd be good as my Assistant CFO (mostly so I could call you "Ass CFO" for short) but this kid UnaCrapper that broke into my office is really doing a bang up job with the budget so I'm thinking maybe he's a better fit.
But worry not, we'll find a place for you!
You almost finished with that final audit report?
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